Fist It Desensitizer Waste of Time
"Sometimes the quest for pleasure leads us down unexpected paths"
This stuff is so strong the neighbors probably caught a whiff
Fist It Desensitizer. More Vicks Than Victory
Welcome back to another honest review! This time, I went on a quest for a new numbing cream and ended up trying Fist It Desensitizer. Just like their other products, I expected quality. Made in the Netherlands, Fist It came in a twist-top jar with a silver seal, and I ordered the 500ml jar since it was on sale and seemed like a bargain. When I opened it up, though, I was in for a surprise!
The Unexpected Aroma of Adventure
Right off the bat, the smell hit me hard â think Vicks Vapor Rub, strong enough that the neighbors probably caught a whiff. This stuff filled the room with a punchy scent that stung the nostrils, not exactly what I expected for a numbing cream. But hey, onto the next test â time to see how it works in action.
The consistency is quiteâŚunique, resembling a cloudy gel. Marketed as a numbing and lubricating product, it promises a two-in-one experience. I scooped out about 5ml (which may have been a bit much) and applied it. And wow â it felt like toothpaste on my skin, heating up immediately like a warming gel. Iâm not a fan of that sensation, but Iâd already committed, toys out and all, so I pressed on with the test.
I started with a smaller plug, but honestly, the numbing effect was nonexistent. The texture felt more like watery gel than actual lube, and it didnât stay where I wanted it. Instead, it ended up all over, spreading its scent everywhere â not ideal.
I gave it a couple more tries, but each time it missed the mark. The numbing wasnât there, the texture wasnât slippery enough to work as a good lube, and that intense scent lingered everywhere. In the end, it wasnât just a letdown; it was enough of a disappointment that I removed it from the store lineup. So, there you have it â Fist It Desensitizer didnât make the cut.
Honestly, Just Donât Buy It: A Numbing Cream That Falls Flat
In conclusion, the Fist It Desensitizer was a major disappointment. Despite its promising claims, it simply didnât deliver on the numbing front. The overpowering scent and lack of effective lubrication made for a less-than-pleasant experience. Honestly, if youâre looking for a reliable numbing cream, itâs best to move on to another product. Save your time and moneyâthere are better options out there!