Fist It Desensitizer Waste of Time

Fist It Desensitizer Waste of Time

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Fist It Desensitizer
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This stuff is so strong the neighbors probably caught a whiff

Fist It Desensitizer. More Vicks Than Victory

Welcome back to another honest review! This time, I went on a quest for a new numbing cream and ended up trying Fist It Desensitizer. Just like their other products, I expected quality. Made in the Netherlands, Fist It came in a twist-top jar with a silver seal, and I ordered the 500ml jar since it was on sale and seemed like a bargain. When I opened it up, though, I was in for a surprise!

The Unexpected Aroma of Adventure

Right off the bat, the smell hit me hard – think Vicks Vapor Rub, strong enough that the neighbors probably caught a whiff. This stuff filled the room with a punchy scent that stung the nostrils, not exactly what I expected for a numbing cream. But hey, onto the next test – time to see how it works in action.


The consistency is quite…unique, resembling a cloudy gel. Marketed as a numbing and lubricating product, it promises a two-in-one experience. I scooped out about 5ml (which may have been a bit much) and applied it. And wow – it felt like toothpaste on my skin, heating up immediately like a warming gel. I’m not a fan of that sensation, but I’d already committed, toys out and all, so I pressed on with the test.

Fist It Desensitizer
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I started with a smaller plug, but honestly, the numbing effect was nonexistent. The texture felt more like watery gel than actual lube, and it didn’t stay where I wanted it. Instead, it ended up all over, spreading its scent everywhere – not ideal.

I gave it a couple more tries, but each time it missed the mark. The numbing wasn’t there, the texture wasn’t slippery enough to work as a good lube, and that intense scent lingered everywhere. In the end, it wasn’t just a letdown; it was enough of a disappointment that I removed it from the store lineup. So, there you have it – Fist It Desensitizer didn’t make the cut.

Honestly, Just Don’t Buy It: A Numbing Cream That Falls Flat

In conclusion, the Fist It Desensitizer was a major disappointment. Despite its promising claims, it simply didn’t deliver on the numbing front. The overpowering scent and lack of effective lubrication made for a less-than-pleasant experience. Honestly, if you’re looking for a reliable numbing cream, it’s best to move on to another product. Save your time and money—there are better options out there!

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